Terms of Service
Effective Date: 9/13/25
Welcome to CapitolComedyCo.com (the “Site”). The Site is operated by Capitol Comedy Co. (“we,” “our,” or “us”). These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of the Site, whether you’re browsing, reading our content, participating in satire-based projects, or purchasing merchandise.
By accessing or using the Site, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, you may not use the Site.
1. Use of the Site
You must be at least 13 years old to use this Site.
You agree not to use the Site for any unlawful purpose or in violation of these Terms.
We may suspend or terminate your access if we believe you are misusing the Site or violating these Terms.
2. Satire, Content & Commentary
The Site contains satirical, humorous, and artistic content.
Nothing on the Site should be interpreted as legal, political, financial, or professional advice.
All content is expressive commentary and parody protected under U.S. law.
We may update, modify, or remove Site content at any time.
3. Merchandise & Transactions
We may offer merchandise and digital or physical products from time to time.
All items are subject to availability, and we may modify or discontinue products at any time.
By placing an order, you agree to provide accurate information and authorize payment through our third-party payment processors (e.g., Stripe, PayPal).
Prices and availability may change without notice.
4. Shipping & Delivery
Estimated delivery times shown at checkout are not guaranteed.
Once an order has been transferred to the shipping carrier, we are not responsible for delays, losses, or damages during transit.
Shipping fees are non-refundable unless otherwise stated.
5. Returns & Refunds
Unless explicitly stated on a product page, all sales are final.
If you receive a defective or incorrect product, contact us at orders@capitolcomedyco.com within 7 days of delivery for assistance.
We may request photos or additional information to process your claim.
6. Intellectual Property
All content on the Site—including graphics, text, images, logos, product designs, and campaign materials—is the property of Capitol Comedy Co. or its licensors.
You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without prior written consent.
Satirical or parody elements do not grant permission for unauthorized reuse.
7. User Submissions
If you submit comments, ideas, designs, or other content, you grant us a nonexclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, display, and distribute that content.
You affirm that you own or have permission to share any submitted material and that it does not violate any rights or laws.
We reserve the right to remove or decline submissions at our discretion.
8. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent allowed by law:
Capitol Comedy Co. is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, punitive, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Site or purchase of products.
Our total liability for any claim will not exceed the amount you paid for the product or service giving rise to the claim.
9. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Capitol Comedy Co., its owners, employees, affiliates, contractors, and agents from any claims or damages arising from:
Your use of the Site
Your violation of these Terms
Your infringement of intellectual property or other rights
10. Changes to Terms
We may update or modify these Terms at any time. Updated versions will include a new “Effective Date.”
Your continued use of the Site after changes are posted constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.
11. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York, without regard to conflict of law principles.
Any disputes may be resolved in state or federal courts located in New York.
12. Contact Us
If you have questions about these Terms, contact us: