Masonic emblem with a brick pyramid, an all-seeing eye at the top, banners with Latin and English inscriptions, and a blue sky background.

Capitol Hill Hooligans

Cartoon illustration of Ted Cruisin' in Cancun Escape Edition, showing two versions of him in tropical clothing with palm trees and flamingos in the background, one small labeled 'AIPAC Approved' and one larger holding a suitcase, with a sign indicating 'Flees Crisis Situations Automatically' and another advertising 'Zodiac Mystery Letters Sold Separately.'
A novelty toy package titled 'Bitch McTurtle - Geriatric Edition' featuring a cartoon depiction of an elderly man with green skin, glasses, gray hair, wearing a suit, and carrying a cane, with a turtle shell on his back. The package has a yellow starburst with the text 'Now with realistic freeze mode!' and a warning label indicating it contains old-fashioned misogyny. The package notes batteries are not included and surveillance is provided by KTB.
A parody action figure box of a 'Speaker Barbie' with caricatured version of woman resembling Nancy Pelosi holding a gavel and lipstick, with labels indicating it's a limited edition 'Boombler Lead Paint Edition' including conspiracy theories and legal warnings.
Cartoon illustration of Sleepy Joe Sloth in a blue suit with an American flag background, wearing sunglasses and a red tie, holding a laptop and a cane, with a sign saying 'Shake to Wake Up' and a warning that says 'Sniffs Heads'.
Illustration of a muscular character with long blonde hair and a mustache, wearing a camouflage tank top, green cargo pants, and a green beanie, holding a firearm. The background has an orange explosion pattern. Text includes "MIG-JOE" at the top, a yellow starburst with "HULK SMASH!", and a yellow box with "QANON Shaman helmet sold separately."
Cartoon of an elderly man with glasses sitting in a beige armchair, wearing a suit jacket, gray sweater, and brown pants, with a pink background and bold text promoting a "Cuck Shucker" boomer edition chair that folds to Republicans, with a yellow starburst saying "Now with Filibuster Mode!".

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