Capitol Comedy Co. — FAQ
Q: What is Capitol Comedy Co.?
A: Capitol Comedy Co. is a satirical merch brand built by people who read the news, lose faith, and cope through humor. We make shirts, prints, and unhinged political art inspired by the ridiculous reality we’re all living in.
Q: Are you affiliated with any political party or campaign?
A: Absolutely not. We offend across the aisle. This is pure parody—no endorsements, no agendas, just jokes.
Q: Is this a real political movement?
A: Only in the sense that laughing at the powerful is patriotic. Think memes, merch, commentary, and chaos—not rallies, petitions, or campaign money laundering.
Q: What kind of merch do you sell?
A: Limited-run apparel, prints, stickers, wrapping paper, and other collectibles inspired by the strange fever dream we call modern America. Each drop is unique and just unhinged enough to annoy your conservative uncle and your liberal coworker.
Q: Why make this stuff?
A: Because billionaires get to have private islands, politicians get to do whatever they want, and the rest of us still have to work 50 hours a week just to afford rent with two roommates. We’re laughing so we don’t cry.
Q: Can I contribute ideas or designs?
A: Yes. If you’ve got a cursed political idea, a meme that deserves to be printed, or a conspiracy theory begging for graphic design support—send it our way.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Satire and parody are protected forms of speech. We’re not impersonating anyone—we’re roasting them. Big difference.
Q: Do you do custom commissions?
A: For the right idea? Maybe. For bad ideas? Also maybe. Email us and pitch your chaos.
Q: Why is everything so ridiculous?
A: Brother… if we knew, we’d be doing TED Talks instead of running a comedy merch site.
Updated 11/17/25